俺のテレクラ攻略法。即アポSEX編

俺のテレクラ攻略法。即アポSEX編
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職業:会社員
年齢:38歳
テレクラ歴:10年以上

「もしもーし、今日はどんな人を探してますかぁ?」
よくある女性のテレクラでの第一声である。
一人暮らしのアパートの一室から毎度、御用達のテレクラの即アポコーナーにかければ、すぐにこんな声が聞こえる。
俺も「今日は、遊びたい気分なんだよね。」とテンプレ回答。
「エッチしたいってことですか?」「割り切りでもいいですか?」とすぐに話が進むのはテレクラ経験者の女性だろう。
「そうだね。割り切りOKだけど、条件によるね。年齢とスタイルだけだいたい教えて欲しいんだけど。」
と切り出してみてその回答によって、俺は攻略法を変えている。
「いきなり失礼じゃないですか?」と怒り気味の相手だった場合。
相手が条件に自信がない場合が多い。
BBAやデブやデブBBAだったりだ
その日の気分で誰でもいいのでSEXしたい場合、話を続ければいいと思う。
「じゃぁアナタの条件は?」と返して希望条件を聞いてみる。
だいたいの条件で折り合いがついたら、待ち合わせ場所の近くで相手が現れるのを待って顔をみて決めればいい。
どーしても無理だったら「人違いです。」と言って逃げればOK。
ちょっと我慢ていどだった場合はそこからさらに交渉。
俺の場合は、最初に1/3から半分あげて「終った後に残り渡すね。」が理想だ。
満足できなければ残りは減額交渉。
ただし問題にならない程度に。

電話の段階で「年齢とスタイル」を教えてきた場合は相手は多少の自信があるのだろう。
自称年齢+3から5は覚悟して、スタイルも「おっぱいはおおきいよ=ぽちゃ」などキーワードから想像しておく。
割り切りの場合は会って話すまで相手はそっけない態度で警戒していることが多い。
笑いを交えて警戒を解くことができればいいが、俺はあまり得意ではないので、会ってから話しながら警戒を解くようにしている。
そもそも警戒されたままでもいいのではと思うが、セックスにおいて警戒心は感度に影響が出ると思うので解くに越したことはない。
待ち合わせ場所は移動手段によって変わる。車があればベストだ。
車の中から相手を見て気に入らなければ立ち去れば0Kだからだ。
都内の場合は自分の知っている駅がいいだろう。
自宅に引き込む場合は一回自宅そばの喫茶店やファミレスなどで軽く話せれば多少和んで、セックスも捗る。

とまぁ、こんな感じで進めればテレクラ使って割り切りセックスするのは100%可能だ。
たまに当たりを引いて割り切りじゃないただの淫乱痴女が釣れたり、めちゃくちゃいい女が釣れたりしたら、がっちりホールドしてしばらく楽しめる。
どうしようもなくハズレばかり引いたりすっぽかしを食らったらその日はあきらめてテレホンセックスコーナーで女の生声を聞いてオナニーして寝ちまうことをお勧めする。
そんな日に風俗やデリヘル行ったってどーせハズレしか回って来ないのだから。
以上。これが俺のテレクラ攻略法。
GOOD LUCK!!

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